We'd love to hear from you, unless you are a rando trying to sell us something or scam us out of our sweet, sweet gift cards. Our car warranties are fine, and our computers are so old they don't even run Windows.

We know our website sucks, and we're fine with it. No Kaden, we don't need your website design services, we are perfectly capable of clicking, dragging, and dropping stuff around on a screen. Your aunt was being nice when she told you how much she loved the free website you made for her quilting club. Go back to school.

Everyone else, let's talk!