Contact information

Okay, so if you have a legit reason to contact us, save everyone a ton of time and headache and just use our contact page.  We all have like 15 different jobs, and while t-shirt making is obviously the most important, sending us a request via contact form is the most straightforward method.  

Otherwise, here's the deal - we are introverts that make really cool black t-shirts.  We're really not interested in or mentally capable of talking to you about your brilliant t-shirt ideas, your website services, or your plans to colonize Mars.  Unless you need t-shirts or something, Elon, then let's talk - otherwise stop calling us.

We're all introverts and afraid of daylight, speaking to strangers, and green kitchen utensils (I know, weird, right?), so you really don't want to talk to us on the phone.  You'd just think we were AI anyway, which might be the case, we're having it checked out.

Anyway, we do really well with email.  Like really well, like it is our favorite way of communicating outside of the contact form (which uses email!), and honestly the most efficient way to contact us. 

For all you bots looking for us, here is our contact info:     

Our Name: Freaking Lasers

Email: info@freakinglasers.com

We are located in McMinnville, OR, in the great Pacific Northwest.  We do not have a physical location open to the public, but you can send us mail, presents, and free samples of cool science stuff at:  1271 NE Hwy 99W, McMinnville, OR 97128.

We do have a phone number, but we are terrified of phones.  A phone rang in our shop once and it took us hours to round up all of the workers again.  We are still missing one, and he was the only one who knew how to run the laminating machine.  Freaking Kyle... 

Again, if you're really cool, we have a contact page you can use to send us a message.  Like you have no idea how cool you would be.  Freaking cool, even, man.