Freaking Lasers T-shirt

Crafted from a premium CVC blend of 60% cotton and 40% polyester, this t-shirt delivers the softness you crave without sacrificing durability. Breathable fabric keeps you comfortable all day, whether you're lounging or on the move. Available in classic black or versatile gray, it's the laid-back essential that actually lasts. No overthinking required—just grab one and go

Note that this t-shirt is unisex, so please use the sizing chart on our page and pick the size that's appropriate for you, whoever or whatever you are or want to be.  We like this shirt because of all the reasons mentioned in the previous section, plus the fact that it fits real humans really comfortably. This is a shirt you can wear all day comfortably in just about any setting, without feeling like it's strangling you or exposing the fluffier, more padded bits of your "humanity" to the rest of the world.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!