• Black t-shirt with green binary code design on a white background
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Say What? T-shirt

Say What? T-shirt

$24.99 USD
$24.99 USD
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There's an old joke that goes something like "There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary, and those that don't".  This is for the 01 of them that do.  Also, note that this is probably NSFW, unless your workplace is really cool like that.  Here's a joke:

Coming up with ideas for t-shirts is really hard.

01010100 01101000 01100001 
01110100 00100111 01110011 
00100000 01010111 01101000 
01100001 01110100 00100000 
01010011 01101000 01100101 
00100000 01010011 01100001 
01101001 01100100 00100001

No, we will not grow up.

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About the shirt

Crafted from a premium CVC blend of 60% cotton and 40% polyester, this t-shirt delivers the softness you crave without sacrificing durability. Breathable fabric keeps you comfortable all day, whether you're lounging or on the move. Available in classic black or versatile gray, it's the laid-back essential that actually lasts. No overthinking required—just grab one and go

Note that this t-shirt is unisex, so please use the sizing chart on our page and pick the size that's appropriate for you, whoever or whatever you are or want to be.  We like this shirt because of all the reasons mentioned in the previous section, plus the fact that it fits real humans really comfortably. This is a shirt you can wear all day comfortably in just about any setting, without feeling like it's strangling you or exposing the fluffier, more padded bits of your "humanity" to the rest of the world.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 19
M 29 20 ½
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28